An A-W found poem built from Bill Bryson's 'Mother Tongue' index. Anglo-Saxon barbarian tongues cursed tablets of double entendres. Elizabethan, faggots in gravy graffiti Henry V. Identity; Johnson and Americanisms kinship finds literary masters. Meanings; natural history of our language, private language. Questions rhythms, rhymes, Shakespeare, so trust an Englishman. Universal language vulgates Westminster, Wales & Washington.