Amy: Who are you?
The Doctor: I don’t know yet. I’m still cooking.
Grease a standard humanoid
lightly brush with Sigmund Freud.
Blanch in Gallifree spirit
that’s laced in some English wit
then add a pinch of Ms Tate
and a dose of Cribbins, wait.
Now, whip up a retriever
a pug and a terrier
Spin around in a blue bowl
until he is a know-it-all
sprinkle with some history
and just a little mystery.
Bake until he is wordy
then decorate with quirky.